Sunday, 9 December 2007

Get up, stand up

Yes, I do love myself; but not as much as I love Planet Earth.

It's my considered opinion that most people don't really give a rat's ass about petitions; particularly not, say George Bush or Wen Jiabao. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that completing most petitions is no more and no less than a complete waste of time and, generally, represents an indulgent act of internal self-congratulation, rather than a conscious desire to effect change.

However, we may as well sign this one, I reckon - it is the planet we're talking about, after all (and with a ringing endorsement like that, I feel certain that the telephone call from Jonathan Porrit, offering me a job as his personal spokesman, is guaranteed, toot sweet)...

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