No need to get pissy

Kinky Afro

As I'm on a roll with the posts here, I thought I'd make brief mention on the classy performance that England put on to step on those troublesome colonial oiks.

You've heard it all before, you've read it everywhere and, indeed, you've probably be thinking it all yourselves so I won't belabour the points - Sheridan was imperious, Shaw managed to play at his most aggressively without getting sent off (how the f*ck did that happen?!), Gomarsall was all over Gregan like a crack-addled hooker and our backs managed to tackle proficiently (again, how the f*ck did that happen?! Matthew Tait, take a bow).

All we need now is to repeat all the quality aspects of the performance against those dastardly Frenchies, whilst also getting considerably better at passing and innovative running. So, no problems there then...

Oh, and we also need to avoid getting nicked for criminal damage, a la Doug Howlett (link) - now, now, ladies; it's only a game.