Tuesday, 28 August 2007

Baby, you can drive my car

I've just passed my driving test.

I'm now a qualified driver.

At the age of 35.

Rejoice.

Kristian, in celebratory mood.

I'm expecting a host of messages, specifically from friends who ferried me about in their cars during the nineties, detailing their expectations regarding some lift-based recompense.

All I will say to them is that they're more than welcome to come up to the Lake District and I will drive them around as much as they like. In this way, I expect to balance any hunger for debt repayment against distaste at spending any time in my company. There's an element of yin/yang type shit in there, I think.

Anyway, as I said - rejoice.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am rejoicing. Well done, you shining star.

PS Any chance of a lift to the pub later?!

Kendal King Pin said...

Be quiet, wife.

Anonymous said...

That'll be "ex-wife" if you keep up with that sort of talk.

Kendal King Pin said...

Not in front of the help, darling.

Anonymous said...

that's one of the stranger blog exchanges i've read recently

MR said...

Well done Kris:)

Anonymous said...

mat ripley unusually restrained?!

About bloody time - when you're good and ready you can give us a lift to Quasars (It's the hottest spot, it's the No.1!) 2 quid petrol money should do it....

Anonymous said...

Oh - and congratulations btw

Anonymous said...

Well done mate...! And i passed 3 days later on the 31st August. Mind you ive been driving on my own for awhile now (it being Ireland an' all :>)