Tuesday, 5 June 2007

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If you have an ongoing interest in mobile phones, you'll probably know all about the Nokia N95.




I'm not going to bore you with an in-depth review of this all-singing, all-dancing topless pole dance of a phone. After all, there are plenty of websites that do that sort of thing. Also, it would take me ages to reel off all its features and I've not got the time or inclination.

What I will tell you is that I'm loving the little blighter. Only downsides are that, like the N80 I had before it, it had a leaning towards the rickety end of the spectrum (but, then all the slide phones I've ever seen have this problem); and the battery time is extremely short (which is an understandable consequence of it doing so many different things).

This really is the future of mobile technology. And I feel like a real twat for having just typed that sentence.

4 comments:

MR said...

Hey Kris

How short the batt?

Kendal King Pin said...

Well, as you'd know, it's a bit of sliding scale - heavily dependent on what features you're using and for how long.

Using what appear to be the features that are real battery hogs, such as watching videos, listening to music, using the GPS, I'd say the battery lasts about 4/5 hours, though I've not let it run down fully so that's a prediction, rather than a empirical assessment.

When it's just being a phone, it's very similar to the N80 - runs for about 2/3 days between charges.

Anonymous said...

you ave lovely soft lookin ands

Kendal King Pin said...

Those aren't actually my hands in the picture - just publicity shots from Google Images.

However, quite by coincidence, I do have delightfully soft hands. My secret is cocoa butter, commonly used by new mothers to minimise their stretch marks.

At this rate (with the assumption that I live to be 70) my hands will be a full 25 years younger in appearance than my buttocks on the day I die.

I'd like to extend an invite to all my readers to come and check the veracity of that prediction in the future.